Sugary Kingdom

babynarwhalshineyeyes:

okay so i got more cutie headcanon for you when karkat kisses dave he accidentally bit his lip due to his over bite which cause his lip to bleed and he frowns a lot more deciding to less kiss dave but dave just reassures him aaahh cute babies man
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What a buncha dorks. :,)

awrrex:

CONFIRMATION THAT SMUPPETS ARE JUST LEPRECHAUNS IN HEAT

awrrex:

CONFIRMATION THAT SMUPPETS ARE JUST LEPRECHAUNS IN HEAT

thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

theoncomingchaos:

Just for fun~ 

unf-hans:

baelor:

bad lip reading

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motherfucka you gay

CRYING

xxlullabyrainxx:

the-damnedest-creature:

jrockerswithoutmakeup:

Zin (Jupiter)

seriously 
Ouran’s Tamaki come alive 

He really seems like Ouran’s Tamaki :DDD

xxlullabyrainxx:

the-damnedest-creature:

jrockerswithoutmakeup:

Zin (Jupiter)

seriously 

Ouran’s Tamaki come alive 

He really seems like Ouran’s Tamaki :DDD

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

lollipopclouds:

novangla:

disney-licious:

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I love love that these are dark without being like ~twisted~ ~evil~ whatever portrayals.  Like, these are all straight-up moments from their stories but they’re haunting and sinister and wonderful.

Love these

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

lumos5000-getsspooky:

spooooooooooopy:

my-romantic-chemical:

mrcrusoe:

tardisintheimpala:

flomation:

underplay:

hey you

stop scrolling and just look at this picture of a baby giraffe

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okay that’s all carry on

my wayward son

there’ll be peace when you are done

lay your weary head to rest

don’t you cry no more

this was a post about a baby giraffe

yes but you said the thing and it summoned them